I don’t know about you, but I’m staying away
from groente, vegetables. Or, as the Flemish like
to say, even among adults, groentjes, as if they
were something cute and cuddly, like “veggies”.
Whenever a stern-looking somebody dressed
in white declares on public television that “er
absoluut geen reden voor paniek is”, that there is
absolutely no reason to panic, I panic.